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can you read the signs?

2008-07-21 15:44:45 by LlamaChamaBoat

do you want to watch it all fall apart?
every time i walk
i watch
i look
i notice
i observe
i read the signs
and the signs are pointing in the wrong direction
the signs are not naming the streets
or leading me to the highway
the signs are naming names
tombstones to mark the dead
of children not even born
and I don't mean abortion
i mean what is to come

the signs are telling me to turn back around
the signs are telling me to research my past
the signs are telling me to learn from my mistakes
the signs are asking me questions:
do you want to watch it all fall apart?
do you have any control?
is there anything you can do?

time is not a nice person
i know because the signs said it
time can be generous
but ultimately time is indifferent
time does not give two damns or a fuck
so what will you do?
what will we do . .?

so i'm in the middle of the street
talking to the signs
and people are looking at me
pointing and laughing like,
"this motherfucker's crazy."
but do they not see the signs?
do you not see the signs?

if there is one thing in this world that you can depend on
and you can best your last dollar on
it's the ignorance of the american people
but still i have faith
and still i read the signs
and they are indeed there
some of us are lost and will not find our way
no matter what the signs say
some of us do not see the signs
because we are too busy shopping
Some of us do not see the signs
because we can't help but stop and look at the accidents
and stare
we are in a daze
we are amazed by the world's displays
some of us do not see the signs
because we are giving spare change to the homeless
we are getting gas
we are volunteering for duty
and we are watching television
we are driving around in circles on spinners
and we are working 8-6
we are on our way to the club
we are high
we are drunk
and we are sober
and we do not see the signs

We are listening to a moron babble
we are listening to tongues that lie
we give them and ear
we give them a hand
we give them both eyes
so we cannot see the signs
slow down
children playing in these streets
and they cannot read the signs
they are only children


i fear there is no u-turn
and that this road deadends
because we cannot read the signs
do you not see the signs?
we must read the signs
and we must turn around
we must turn around
we gotta turn this shit around
and we gotta read the signs

we must read the signs
we gotta read the signs..
we gotta turn this shit around
..we got to read the signs..

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